Sue Happy Lawyers
 

First you sue Tobacco Companys for giving cancer.
Then, you sue Mc Donalds for making for making people fat.

So, when do you sue Budwieswer for making people being drunk screwing ugly people?:confused:

Perhaps we should sue the beer and liquor companies for causing people to make atrocious nonsensical posts on message boards.

I thought moonshine was made in bathtub stills? Can you buy moonshine in liquor stores?

You do know, don't you Tom, that the lawyers can't sue these companies on their own? They have to have clients on whose behalf they are suing.

If the clients weren't there, the lawyers couldn't sue.

I dunno, but I think they should sue nursing homes for letting past-their-prime senile Lambda Chis out of their wathcful eyes, enabling them to freely roam the streets in search of a computer that is able to access certain online message boards.

Seriously. I don't understand the point of blaming lawyers, as if they file stupid lawsuits on their own.

Exactly, and I've never quite understood why lawyers get so much of the blame here.

Because it's the lawyers' faults. Not their clients'. :rolleyes:

I'll sue anybody. I mean anybody. Nuns, puppies, just wait till I pass the bar/graduate from law school/finish my first semester.

You could sue Tom Earp.

Tom, what is the reason behind your attitude towards lawyers? Was your ex-wife one? Did she run away with one?

WHAT? You mean lawyers aren't just out to cause everyone problems? :eek:

*drops out of law school*

But what will Harvard do without you?

Oh, I imagine they'll keep soldiering on. ;)