Be prepared for terror alerts!
If you have set yourself on fire, do not run!
If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.
If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about a cool design for a new tattoo.
For these and other gems, visit:
http://www.msxnet.org/humour/terror_alert
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