New US Gov't Web site
 

Be prepared for terror alerts!

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If you have set yourself on fire, do not run!

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If you spot terrorism, blow your anti-terrorism whistle. If you are Vin Diesel, yell really loud.

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If you are sprayed with an unknown substance, stand and think about a cool design for a new tattoo.


For these and other gems, visit: http://www.msxnet.org/humour/terror_alert