Most ridiculous statement

[BabyP]

My girl friend said something i found totally ridiculous - she broke up with her boyfriend (after numerous of encouragement from me, her family and other FRIENDS) and she thinks he wont get over her - meaning he wont date other girls or have sex - i asked how does she know - she said her ex DIDNT date or have sex with other girls for one and half years. I didnt say anything but I dont believe that and how would she really know lol. Have you ever had a friend make a ridiculous statement as that?? sometimes I want to smack some sense into her!!!

[CASIGKAP]

I've heard my share of ridiculous statements too. Sadly, I myself said one not too long ago. I was talking with my boyfriend & was goofing around making animal noises when I asked him,"Wanna hear the sound a moo makes?" He just looked at me & started to laugh. I couldn't understand why until I realized what I had just asked him. Now he teases me a lot over that stupid comment.

Another one of my brilliant moments of stupidity. I was taking a Bio final when a bonus question asked what is the only mammal that lays eggs. I completely blanked even though I knew the answer b/c I had studies the section. When the professor announced that we had 10 seconds left to write the answer, I brilliantly wrote down, "CHICKEN". I was mortified & of course, the moment the paper left my hand, I wanted to cry b/c I knew it was a platypus.

Genius huh?

[PM_Mama00]

We were at Denny's after the bar last week, and my friend was talking about some ailment and says "I need to get myself checked out" or somethign like that, and I just blurted out without thinking, "You need to get your penis checked out". Everyone else just busted out laughing and I sat there confused as to how that just came out of my mouth. Mind you, his current "I'm gona cheat on my girlfriend" booty call was sitting at the next table, and I ain't gona lie I hooked up with him too.

[Optimist Prime]

I'm sorry that your friend is stupid.

[Optimist Prime]

My friend claimed to be Jesus. He can't handle acid at all.

[moe.ron]

Originally posted by Optimist Prime
My friend claimed to be Jesus. He can't handle acid at all.

Can't be Jesus. Maybe he's a wannabe hippy?