Most ridiculous statement
 

My girl friend said something i found totally ridiculous - she broke up with her boyfriend (after numerous of encouragement from me, her family and other FRIENDS) and she thinks he wont get over her - meaning he wont date other girls or have sex - i asked how does she know - she said her ex DIDNT date or have sex with other girls for one and half years. I didnt say anything but I dont believe that and how would she really know lol. Have you ever had a friend make a ridiculous statement as that?? sometimes I want to smack some sense into her!!!

I've heard my share of ridiculous statements too. Sadly, I myself said one not too long ago. I was talking with my boyfriend & was goofing around making animal noises when I asked him,"Wanna hear the sound a moo makes?" He just looked at me & started to laugh. I couldn't understand why until I realized what I had just asked him. Now he teases me a lot over that stupid comment.

Another one of my brilliant moments of stupidity. I was taking a Bio final when a bonus question asked what is the only mammal that lays eggs. I completely blanked even though I knew the answer b/c I had studies the section. When the professor announced that we had 10 seconds left to write the answer, I brilliantly wrote down, "CHICKEN". I was mortified & of course, the moment the paper left my hand, I wanted to cry b/c I knew it was a platypus.:rolleyes:

Genius huh?

I'm sorry that your friend is stupid.

My friend claimed to be Jesus. He can't handle acid at all.

Can't be Jesus. Maybe he's a wannabe hippy?