What do your rush shirts say?

[ReyNYCPR]

For acouple of semesters we had just plain shirts (Blue shirt w/ yellow writing, and black shirt w/ white writing.) It said "Rush ZBT" on the front left side, then on the back it said "Fraternity Redifined" with a screen print of our crest as well.

Then we decided to change it up a bit, so acouple semesters ago we got shirts that had a picture of a keg with letters (ZBT) on it. At the top of the t-shirt we had "I'M DRUNK" in bold big letters, then on the back of the shirt we spelled out DRUNK: (Diversity, Respect, Unity, Nationally-Known).


Acouple of semester ago, our then president went to a conference and he saw a rush shirt that was pretty kool. It was a brown T-Shirt, and it had the "UPS" logo, but itstead of the letters "UPS" it said the letters of the fraternity, and underneath it said, "We have the best Packages on Campus!" I thought that was pretty funny.

What do your shirts say?
Anything funny?