C'mon, most of us have at least one.....
I'll start. I have never really had a GOOD V-day, but last year was particularly heinous. First of all, I had to work that night. But I was hoping for a cool surprise from this guy I was dating, and he e-mailed me early in the day to see if he could come over to my apt. before I went to work so he could give it to me. Oh great, I thought. Flowers! Well, he came over bearing......a pumpkin-flavored gob.

Now, I don't expect guys to spend loads of money on me or anything like that, but I was sort of hoping for something a little more romantic than a gob.
I worked until about midnight that night, and after work one of my girlfriends called me to see if I wanted to go out. The boy was not yet 21, so he couldn't come with us......plus, he wasn't OFFICIALLY my b/f and had issues with us going out together on V-Day. Long story. So she and I went to the bar and I drank two Long Islands and an Alabama Slammer in a half hour's time. She drank an entire pitcher of beer in the same amount of time. An hour later, we were taking turns holding back each other's hair.
Btw, things with that guy ended about a week later!
Anyone else have a sucky V-Day story???