Black SAT

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BLACK SAT TEST

Everybody gotta take this test and pass it on to every black person you know...
(No cheating - answers at the bottom)


5 Points Each

Number your paper from 1-20, you're not at school, so don't cheat!

1. "Papa was a _______ stone."

2. If you didn't have a dustpan, what would you use back in the day?

3. "Who in the hell left the ______ _______."

4. Talkin bad about somebody's __________ will automatically start a fight.

5. "For, it won't be long, till I'm gonna need, ________ to _________
on."

6. When did your momma tell you to come home everyday?

7. Every black church has a __________ fund that is going on its 30th
year.

8. Finish the phrase "Peace, Love and _______."(Think about dancing
shows, this is easy)

9. What is the most famous line in The Color Purple?
(If you don't know what The Color Purple is you automatically fail!)

10. What do you call a frozen cup of juice in the South and who do you buy
it from?

11. How many times can you hit your momma and get away with it?

12. What day of the week did we become familiar with Smokey, Craig and
Day-Day?

13. Name the TV show that starred Dwayne Wayne and Sinbad.

14. How did your momma keep her couch from getting dirty?

15. Bill Cosby and which other actor starred in "Uptown Saturday Night"? (Old School question.)

16. Who was Jo-Jo Dancer? (Old school question.)

17. What kind of food is usually associated with Friday night?

18. When you were younger, what tool usually accompanied the old floor model TV?

19. Before your Mom took you to the grocery store, she usually had to
remind your black butt to do what?

20. What one word did Florida Evans repeat 3 times when James died?

ANSWERS:

1. Rolling

2. Cardboard

3. Gate Open

4. Momma

5. Somebody to Lean On

6. Before the streetlights came on

7. Building


8. Sooouuuulllll (Don Cornelius from Soul Train)

9. "You told Harpo to beat me"

10. Cool Cup and you got it from the candy lady

11. NONE

12. Friday

13. A Different World

14. She covered it with plastic

15. Sydney Portier

16. Richard Pryor, he played Jo-Jo Dancer in a movie about his life

17. Fried Fish

18. Pliers

19. Not to touch or ask for NOTHING

20. Damn, Damn, Damn

I got an 85!