Black SAT
 

BLACK SAT TEST

Everybody gotta take this test and pass it on to every black person you know...
(No cheating - answers at the bottom)


5 Points Each

Number your paper from 1-20, you're not at school, so don't cheat!

1. "Papa was a _______ stone."

2. If you didn't have a dustpan, what would you use back in the day?

3. "Who in the hell left the ______ _______."

4. Talkin bad about somebody's __________ will automatically start a fight.

5. "For, it won't be long, till I'm gonna need, ________ to _________
on."

6. When did your momma tell you to come home everyday?

7. Every black church has a __________ fund that is going on its 30th
year.

8. Finish the phrase "Peace, Love and _______."(Think about dancing
shows, this is easy)

9. What is the most famous line in The Color Purple?
(If you don't know what The Color Purple is you automatically fail!)

10. What do you call a frozen cup of juice in the South and who do you buy
it from?

11. How many times can you hit your momma and get away with it?

12. What day of the week did we become familiar with Smokey, Craig and
Day-Day?

13. Name the TV show that starred Dwayne Wayne and Sinbad.

14. How did your momma keep her couch from getting dirty?

15. Bill Cosby and which other actor starred in "Uptown Saturday Night"? (Old School question.)

16. Who was Jo-Jo Dancer? (Old school question.)

17. What kind of food is usually associated with Friday night?

18. When you were younger, what tool usually accompanied the old floor model TV?

19. Before your Mom took you to the grocery store, she usually had to
remind your black butt to do what?

20. What one word did Florida Evans repeat 3 times when James died?

ANSWERS:

1. Rolling

2. Cardboard

3. Gate Open

4. Momma

5. Somebody to Lean On

6. Before the streetlights came on

7. Building


8. Sooouuuulllll (Don Cornelius from Soul Train)

9. "You told Harpo to beat me"

10. Cool Cup and you got it from the candy lady

11. NONE

12. Friday

13. A Different World

14. She covered it with plastic

15. Sydney Portier

16. Richard Pryor, he played Jo-Jo Dancer in a movie about his life

17. Fried Fish

18. Pliers

19. Not to touch or ask for NOTHING

20. Damn, Damn, Damn

I got an 85!

...I scored an 80.

Re: Black SAT
 

I wrote "You shoulll IS UGLY" that was a popular line too!

...so I got an 80

Re: Black SAT
 

I got a 100!!! WOOO-HOOOO!!

I am disputing this one though:
In different areas of the South, it is known by different names. In N.O., some poeple call it a huck-a-buck. It is also called a frozen cup or an iceberg. So, I think those should get credit also.

In Chicago we call it an icie cup. I gave myself credit for it.:D

In Memphis we call it a freeze cup. I gave myself credit also. Either I'm real ghetto or I'm in touch with my ghetto side because I got an almost perfect score.

For the Color Purple question, the answer could have also been..."It's gon rain on yo head."

I believe there could be some alternate answers to the following questions:
2. If you didn't have a dustpan, what would you use back in the day? A album cover, a shoe box lid

3. "Who in the hell left the ______ _______." door open

9. What is the most famous line in The Color Purple?
(If you don't know what The Color Purple is you automatically fail!)
You sho is UGLY!!!!

i got a 30. i was never raised on this stuff

I got a 60

I wasn't raised in the South, so I gave the Philly answer: water ice from the corner store

for #19, my mom told us to go to the bathroom before we left the house for any reason. of course, me & my hard-headed brother didn't always listen.

Most of these questions are not really for people from my generation or geographical area, but even I know what the answers are because I talk to black people. It works.

I have seen this before so I won't retake it as I already knew most of the answers, but I THINK that last time I took it I got an 80.

I give myself credit for the icie thing though. I am not from the south, how the heck would I know what they call a frozen anything??

I got an 80, but if album cover is acceptable for number 2, then I got an 85 :)

I also put "You shooooooo is ugly" for number 9

Where I'm from we call #10 a bee-bop, but we still got it from the candy lady :D

And I didn't even attempt numbers 15 and 16 (before my time I guess) *shrugs*

I noticed after I posted the test that some questions could have multiple answers. I don't know where it originated from, I just thought it was something fun to do.

Shining Star "a bee-bop"?! I've never heard of that one. Do you know why its called a bee-bop?

There are a lot of classic lines from the Color Purple, I can see why people would think of different lines.

aurora_borealis we used a wire coat hanger too. I just remember pliers more than anything because that was the T.V. I had to bring with me to college.

I don't know why they call it a bee-bop, but that's what they call them
*smh @ me for still making and eating them*

25 :o

Okay, if 8 is soul, then where does "Peace, love, and hairgrease" come from?

I think this is a generational thing too.

I thought the saying was "Love, Peace, and Hairgrease" :confused: (in that order so it rhymes)

I can't remember what rapper coined that term in the late 80s/early 90's

Peace, Love, and Soul was from Soul Train a la Don.... I remember watching that FAITHFULLY on Saturday mornings! *lol*

BTW, anyone from Detroit remember "The New Dance Show" *lol*