Continental Congress
I'd like to reconvene for a time. I'm calling a metting. It's my right because I live in a real state, and not one that was made a state later. The only reason we have more than 13 states is because people from the first 13 moved there and then those bastards wouldn't shut up. Seriously, Tennese, Kentucky, Ohio, etc, have no reason at all to even exist on the map. Do you know why Ohio is where it is? Because there was a river and some mountains and some one was like "okay that can be a state."
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