You've Got It Twisted If. . .

[CrimsonTide4]

Got this off of EURWEB.com

Somebody's got to telI it. And since I'm Deya Direct I'm going to list it, if it applies to you, then you got it Twisted ...

On Entertainment - If you think to be a successful rapper you have to have an actual rap sheet, then you've got it twisted.

On Style - If you think having gold teeth in your mouth and a ring on every other finger is a sign of class, success and money, then you've got it twisted.

On Health - If you walked to the refrigerator today and called that exercise, then you fatty patty got it twisted.

On Hair - If your roots are black and thick and your weave is blonde and straight then, baby girl or boy (whichever applies) you've got it twisted.

On Responsibility- If you believe that having a new truck is more important than having your own place, a job and good credit, then you boo, boo the fool, got it twisted.

On Spirituality- If your coming out of the grocery store and a man tells you that he's hungry and your response is, I'll pray for you brother, then you saved and sanctified, got it twisted.

On Accountability- If your always complaining about the lack of after-school programs and lack of quality books in public schools and you as a parent never volunteer at school or vote for your school officers, then you've really got it twisted.

On Community - If you're upset about how dirty your neighborhood is but you litter on your block, then you've got it twisted.

On Integrity- If you back-stab others and are vindictive and think that you'll have lasting success in life, then you've got it twisted

On Language - If ebonics is your first language and you want to host a talk show, then you my fizzle nizzle got it twisted.

On Life- If you keep doing the same things over and over again but you expect a different result than you what you've been getting, then you've got it twisted.