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Drunk Mail(cringe). . .voice mail is your enemy
we've all done it. at 3 am, pretty much exonerated beyond measure. . .when we pick up the phone to call someone who has pissed us off or made us think 'i'm sober enough to leave you an embarassing message that you will later
A- ask me what i was talking about
B- ignore me
C- snicker every time i walk in the room
D- all of the above
My Example:
i just realized how in control of my life my friend, 'creigh' is. we hooked up during his fraternity's the end of summer bash and have been fooling around ever since. the other night, i called hm to see if he wanted to hang out. . .and he said that he was busy and he'd call me back. then, i heard a girl's voice and lots of laughing. but i REALLY wanted to see him. so, i had my friend call his best friend(she's seeing him) to ask where they were and they said some party but they were going to swing by later. it was at that moment that i realized that while i was being faithful. . .he didn't give a f* just so long as i stayed at his beckoning call.
i looked at my friend with a 'what am i doing? did i actually think i was the only one that he was messing around with?'
needless to say, my friend and i left my house to drink at some of his brothers' house. we ended up pretty trashed.
and then, i began the phone process of leaving 'drunk mail' messages. yes, folks. . .not one but THREE really weird messages. the first message was 'hey, i'm mad at you. call me please.' my friend, who was equally wasted, decided that i didn't sound mad enough so she suggested i CALL BACK. and i left a longer one explaining IN DETAIL why i was mad and how much i couldn't stand him. then, i realized i left something out so i CALLED BACK. the contents of that message went something like 'i really like you. . .' i wouldn't have remembered it if his best friend hadn't called the next day and told my friend the entire messages in full.
she has suggested that i enter the witness protection program until this blows over.
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