Stupid MEN tricks!

[ilovemyglo]

Okay, ladies, what is the dumbest/most pathetic thing a guy has done to get your attention? Particularly in public?

I was at a local bar this past weekend and I ran into some friends I haven't seen in awhile (guy friends) and they had some guys with them I had never met. So they are introducing me to the guys that I had never met and one of them grabs my hand to shake it and won't let go, AT ALL! I ask him politely about ten times to let go of my hand and he doesn't do it and I am laughing and just what ever and then suddenly I feel something on my hand and realize this guy is LICKING my freaking hand! So I told him in a not so polite way to let go of my hand.

Not even twenty minutes later some guy is hollering across the way "Hey are you Lebonese?" and screams this about five times and I look it him like "What?" and he swears that since i have blonde hair and blue eyes I am obviously Lebonese and then I explain to him, first off they are green (which he tries to argue) and that I am not Lebonese. He asks my last name and I tell him and he says "See, I told you, Lebonese!" and I say, no, it is IRISH! The guy would not quit with this Lebonese thing and I couldn't get away from him cause he kept following me.

So, those are two from just one night... any other stupid men out there? Please tell me they aren't all in Kentucky! (Except SigmaChiCard and KABillyMac!)