Alright, we were going to lose our house, because we weren't going to have enough men to fill it- UMass has a bit of a recruitment problem, and even though our rush classes the last couple semesters have been biggish, our house is bigger.
The solution: we're sharing our house with the Sigma Tau Gamma colony. Since neither of us is big enough to maintain our own house (nor will we be, at least for a few years), we're going to share the facility. I know it's unusual, but I think it'll work.
Just gotta figure out where we're gonna put their letters....maybe the back of the house.