10 Indisputable Truths about Black/White people...(not for the sensitive...I guess)

[AKA2D '91]

TEN INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead. (nah...really?)
2. Anything below 45 degrees is cold. You should be wearing a jacket and long pants.
3. Jesus was not White. (he's tanned right?)
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. Black folks do tan! (pssshh!)
6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5 (say it again!)
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children. (i'm getting a check for that fact!)
8. Bob Hope has never been funny. (ha!)
9. In his prime, Joe Louis would have beat the tar out of Rocky Marciano.(So would Muhammad Ali)
10. Money isn't everything. (but it's something)

TEN INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Tupac is dead. (so is Elvis)
2. Gold plating does not make everything better. (tell that to the next door neighbors)
3. Having a ring on every finger is too much. (so true)
4. O.J. did it (did what?)
5. Teeth should not be decorated.
6. There are some outfits that hats don't go with.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
8. Larry Bird could play. (chess?)
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car. ( )
10.Your pastor doesn't know everything.


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