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AKA2D '91 07-16-2002 10:04 PM

10 Indisputable Truths about Black/White people...(not for the sensitive...I guess)
 
TEN INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead. (nah...really?)
2. Anything below 45 degrees is cold. You should be wearing a jacket and long pants.
3. Jesus was not White. (he's tanned right?)
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. Black folks do tan! (pssshh!)
6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5 (say it again!)
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children. (i'm getting a check for that fact!)
8. Bob Hope has never been funny. (ha!)
9. In his prime, Joe Louis would have beat the tar out of Rocky Marciano.(So would Muhammad Ali)
10. Money isn't everything. (but it's something)

TEN INDISPUTABLE TRUTHS WHITE PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Tupac is dead. (so is Elvis)
2. Gold plating does not make everything better. (tell that to the next door neighbors)
3. Having a ring on every finger is too much. (so true)
4. O.J. did it (did what?)
5. Teeth should not be decorated.
6. There are some outfits that hats don't go with.
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
8. Larry Bird could play. (chess?)
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car. ( )
10.Your pastor doesn't know everything.


-From another site...;)

amycat412 07-16-2002 10:53 PM

ha ha ha ha ha I'm white and I agree with all the "Black people know, white people won't admit" except #2-- IMO, anything below 60 degree is fricking cold! lol

FeeFee 07-17-2002 10:20 AM

Someone sent me an email regarding this topic a while ago and everytime I read it I am always LOL. There are some definite truths listed here!:D

cleopatrajones 07-17-2002 01:32 PM

Quote:

7. Thomas Jefferson had black children. (i'm getting a check for that fact!)
Can the church say AMEN?

AKAtude 07-17-2002 10:03 PM

You Got That Right!!!!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by cleopatrajones


Can the church say AMEN?

AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN! AMEN!


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