You Know you're in Las Vegas when...

[amycat412]

>You Know You're in Las Vegas When:

>- You no longer associate bridges with water.
>- You can say 110 degrees without fainting.
>- You can make instant sun tea.
>- You learn that a seat belt makes a good branding iron.
>- The temperature drops below 85, and you feel a bit chilled.
>- You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
>- You discover you can get a sunburn through your car window.
>- You notice the best parking place is determined by shade, not distance.
>- It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is
> on the streets.
>- Hot water comes out of both taps.
>- You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
>- No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having
> air conditioning.
>- Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up
>lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

and, finally, and this is SO TRUE --

>- You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
>
>

[Steeltrap]

ROFL. Thanks for some memories.

ST (who lived in Las Vegas from 1995 to 2000).

[ADPiSweety]

LOL

I'm in Vegas for school at UNLV and I can totally relate =)

[KillarneyRose]

You're the resident goddess/dreamgirl at your east coast college but once you're back in Las Vegas, you're just another dork!

[aggieAXO]

You are at the blackjack table and have just lost 200$, you then get up and stumble over to the ATM machine but you are too drunk to work the damn machine (probably a good thing)

[amycat412]

Originally posted by KillarneyRose
You're the resident goddess/dreamgirl at your east coast college but once you're back in Las Vegas, you're just another dork!

LOL SO TRUE, those poor boys should head out west, if they thought she was a goddess, the true west coast goddess would make their eyes pop!

[xok85xo]

Originally posted by aggieAXO
You are at the blackjack table and have just lost 200$, you then get up and stumble over to the ATM machine but you are too drunk to work the damn machine (probably a good thing)

i was hoping this would pop up in this thread..

-it's 7 am..you are in your PJ's playing blackjack in the venetian and are on your 4th redbull & vodka in an hour

-you walk through the forum shops at caesar's palace w/a beer and go into FAO schwartz with a beer

[Peaches-n-Cream]

I liked Vegas because I love buffets.