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You Know you're in Las Vegas when...
>You Know You're in Las Vegas When:
>- You no longer associate bridges with water. >- You can say 110 degrees without fainting. >- You can make instant sun tea. >- You learn that a seat belt makes a good branding iron. >- The temperature drops below 85, and you feel a bit chilled. >- You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car. >- You discover you can get a sunburn through your car window. >- You notice the best parking place is determined by shade, not distance. >- It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is > on the streets. >- Hot water comes out of both taps. >- You actually burn your hand opening the car door. >- No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having > air conditioning. >- Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up >lying on the pavement and cook to death?" and, finally, and this is SO TRUE -- >- You realize that asphalt has a liquid state. > > |
ROFL. Thanks for some memories.
ST (who lived in Las Vegas from 1995 to 2000). |
LOL
I'm in Vegas for school at UNLV and I can totally relate =) |
Only AmyCat will get this one...
You're the resident goddess/dreamgirl at your east coast college but once you're back in Las Vegas, you're just another dork! :D
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you know you are in Las Vegas when....
You are at the blackjack table and have just lost 200$, you then get up and stumble over to the ATM machine but you are too drunk to work the damn machine (probably a good thing)
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Re: Only AmyCat will get this one...
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Re: you know you are in Las Vegas when....
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-it's 7 am..you are in your PJ's playing blackjack in the venetian and are on your 4th redbull & vodka in an hour -you walk through the forum shops at caesar's palace w/a beer and go into FAO schwartz with a beer |
I liked Vegas because I love buffets.
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