You Know you're in Las Vegas when...
 

>You Know You're in Las Vegas When:

>- You no longer associate bridges with water.
>- You can say 110 degrees without fainting.
>- You can make instant sun tea.
>- You learn that a seat belt makes a good branding iron.
>- The temperature drops below 85, and you feel a bit chilled.
>- You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
>- You discover you can get a sunburn through your car window.
>- You notice the best parking place is determined by shade, not distance.
>- It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is
> on the streets.
>- Hot water comes out of both taps.
>- You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
>- No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having
> air conditioning.
>- Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up
>lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

and, finally, and this is SO TRUE --

>- You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
>
>

ROFL. Thanks for some memories.

ST (who lived in Las Vegas from 1995 to 2000).

LOL

I'm in Vegas for school at UNLV and I can totally relate =)

Only AmyCat will get this one...
 

You're the resident goddess/dreamgirl at your east coast college but once you're back in Las Vegas, you're just another dork! :D

you know you are in Las Vegas when....
 

You are at the blackjack table and have just lost 200$, you then get up and stumble over to the ATM machine but you are too drunk to work the damn machine (probably a good thing)

Re: Only AmyCat will get this one...
 

LOL SO TRUE, those poor boys should head out west, if they thought she was a goddess, the true west coast goddess would make their eyes pop!

Re: you know you are in Las Vegas when....
 

i was hoping this would pop up in this thread..:)

-it's 7 am..you are in your PJ's playing blackjack in the venetian and are on your 4th redbull & vodka in an hour

-you walk through the forum shops at caesar's palace w/a beer and go into FAO schwartz with a beer

I liked Vegas because I love buffets.