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amycat412 02-19-2002 08:34 PM

You Know you're in Las Vegas when...
 
>You Know You're in Las Vegas When:

>- You no longer associate bridges with water.
>- You can say 110 degrees without fainting.
>- You can make instant sun tea.
>- You learn that a seat belt makes a good branding iron.
>- The temperature drops below 85, and you feel a bit chilled.
>- You discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
>- You discover you can get a sunburn through your car window.
>- You notice the best parking place is determined by shade, not distance.
>- It's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is
> on the streets.
>- Hot water comes out of both taps.
>- You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
>- No one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having
> air conditioning.
>- Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up
>lying on the pavement and cook to death?"

and, finally, and this is SO TRUE --

>- You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
>
>

Steeltrap 02-19-2002 08:44 PM

ROFL. Thanks for some memories.

ST (who lived in Las Vegas from 1995 to 2000).

ADPiSweety 02-19-2002 10:07 PM

LOL

I'm in Vegas for school at UNLV and I can totally relate =)

KillarneyRose 02-19-2002 10:08 PM

Only AmyCat will get this one...
 
You're the resident goddess/dreamgirl at your east coast college but once you're back in Las Vegas, you're just another dork! :D

aggieAXO 02-19-2002 11:50 PM

you know you are in Las Vegas when....
 
You are at the blackjack table and have just lost 200$, you then get up and stumble over to the ATM machine but you are too drunk to work the damn machine (probably a good thing)

amycat412 02-20-2002 12:32 AM

Re: Only AmyCat will get this one...
 
Quote:

Originally posted by KillarneyRose
You're the resident goddess/dreamgirl at your east coast college but once you're back in Las Vegas, you're just another dork! :D
LOL SO TRUE, those poor boys should head out west, if they thought she was a goddess, the true west coast goddess would make their eyes pop!

xok85xo 02-20-2002 12:36 AM

Re: you know you are in Las Vegas when....
 
Quote:

Originally posted by aggieAXO
You are at the blackjack table and have just lost 200$, you then get up and stumble over to the ATM machine but you are too drunk to work the damn machine (probably a good thing)
i was hoping this would pop up in this thread..:)

-it's 7 am..you are in your PJ's playing blackjack in the venetian and are on your 4th redbull & vodka in an hour

-you walk through the forum shops at caesar's palace w/a beer and go into FAO schwartz with a beer

Peaches-n-Cream 02-20-2002 12:50 AM

I liked Vegas because I love buffets.


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