That
SANTA wasn't real?
Did you find out from your parents, or friends? Did you feel hurt or were like "so that explains those hidden presents!"
Do you let your kids believe in Santa?
I found out when i was 10 when my daddy dressed as Santa. I exclaimed "I didn't know Santa was Daddy!" And they pretty much decided to tell me then before I call all my friends and brag about it.
Speaking of Santa, I must tell y'all what happened to me yesterday with that fat white man.
Our station was at the Mall yesterday and you guys all know that parents and kids were out in full force trying to get a picture with Santa. Well Santa started to get antsy or annoyed or something because I said something to him and he ROLLED HIS EYES AT ME!

I am sick right now and I was like "no you didn't"
to make a long story short, I threw a Candy Cane at his ass, my boss yelled at me in front of everybody, security was called, and I almost got suspended for messing with Santa and making a few kids cry in the process. A day in the life of me
QTE