...and What Would YOU Do if You Were Rudolph???

[KillarneyRose]

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"

And if I were Rudolph I would have said, "Santa, you fat, nasty old fart, you've GOT to be kidding!" Santa could have stepped up at any time and stopped the reindeer who were tormenting poor Rudolph but did he? Hell no! In fact, according to the television version with the snowman who looks like Burl Ives, when Santa saw Rudolph's deformity, he even told Rudolph's dad that basically NO WAY was he going to make the team. And don't get me started on that father of his...

Wouldn't let him play in their reindeer games, indeed! Well let's see how well they'd do in the fog with no lights..."Whoops, isn't that a mountain up ahead?....Crunch!...."

Am I being too harsh on Santa? What would YOU do?