OK folks... post 'em if you got 'em! These are some gems from the days of SAC (Strategic Air Command) Trained Killers...
NUCLEAR WINTERLAND
tune: "Winter Wonderland"
Klaxon sounds, are ya listening?
In the pad, crews are pissin'!
Right in their pants, they ain't got a chance,
Walkin' in a nuclear winterland!
Gone away, is the bluebird
Here to play, the alert bird
To carry the nukes, to those commie pukes
Drop them on their heads and then we'll run!
At the post strike base we'll all be cheerin'
As our balls and assholes start to glow
They'll ask are we crewdogs, we'll say no man!
We're just clueless tourists from Japan!
Flying on, we'll be sighin'
As we dream of commies dying
To face unafraid, the mess that we made
Walking in a nuclear winterland!
THE BALLAD OF THE 23RD BMS (23rd Bombardment Squadron, 5th Bombardment Wing, Minot AFB, North Dakota)
tune: "Grandma got run over by a reindeer"
CHORUS:
Our lieutenant got run over by a bomber,
Jogging on the flight line Christmas Eve,
Some folks thought it wouldn't happen
But as for the airmen -- We Believed!
We saved our money to buy a pilot
Told him to land without his lights
And not to call to say he's coming
Lord, it was an ugly sight!
CHORUS
Now the squadron has been settled
Knowing she's not coming back
They said she was essential
But she gave us too much flack!
CHORUS
We're all so proud of Admin
They're handling it so well
The office now runs smoothly
Not listening to her Yell!
CHORUS
The crewdogs all now miss her
'Cause she's the cutest that they had
But if they all had known her
They wouldn't be so sad!
CHORUS
Now the boss man is so happy
No sadness does he show
For now the squadron won't look tacky
'Cause now she's a spot in the snow
CHORUS
So this is our little story
Of how she came and went
If you would like to add a verse or two
It would be time well spent!
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