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For Governor of TX: Kinky Friedman
A common man, and also a talented musician (Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys' greatest hit - "Get your biscuits in the oven & your buns in the bed")
Also a great mystery writer, starting himself as a detective.
Three great campaign items:
Education
The Border
De-wussification
plus lowering drinking age to 18
Great border control plan: give five Mexican generals a $1 million each (placed in escrow) and responsibility for a portion of the border. Everytime an illegal is caught coming thru the general's section, $5,000 is deducted. At the end of the year, the general getting all the remaining cash.
Possible bumper sticker: "I wasn't put together by a committee"
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