For Governor of TX: Kinky Friedman
 

A common man, and also a talented musician (Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys' greatest hit - "Get your biscuits in the oven & your buns in the bed")

Also a great mystery writer, starting himself as a detective.

Three great campaign items:

Education
The Border
De-wussification

plus lowering drinking age to 18

Great border control plan: give five Mexican generals a $1 million each (placed in escrow) and responsibility for a portion of the border. Everytime an illegal is caught coming thru the general's section, $5,000 is deducted. At the end of the year, the general getting all the remaining cash.

Possible bumper sticker: "I wasn't put together by a committee"

If nothing else, this will be a fun campaign! Just take a look at some of Kinky's biggest supporters!

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