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Old 04-30-2004, 06:39 AM
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Nation Celebrates Awkward 'Take Your Illegitimate Daughter To Work' Day

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WASHINGTON, DC—Tensions were running high Tuesday as Americans nervously explained their jobs, gave workplace tours, and introduced their bastard children to coworkers on National "Take Your Illegitimate Daughter To Work" Day. "Today, we encourage young girls to think about the future while we acknowledge the sins of our past," said President Bush, who insisted that cameras remain trained on his face during his address. "Let's encourage our unnamed children to build a career that takes them to new and exciting places very, very far away." The annual holiday was established under President Kennedy in 1962.
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Old 04-30-2004, 03:24 PM
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is this for real?!
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Old 04-30-2004, 03:38 PM
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Yes. 100%.
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Old 05-01-2004, 04:27 AM
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is this for real?!
It is very real.
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Old 05-01-2004, 11:49 AM
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LOL I'm not even laughingh because of the article LOL

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Old 05-01-2004, 12:02 PM
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Don't you all read The Onion? It's not real - just real funny.
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Old 05-01-2004, 12:16 PM
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Don't you all read The Onion? It's not real - just real funny.
Yes, except for one person who posted, I think we all do.

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Old 05-01-2004, 03:05 PM
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Of course it's true Maggie.

Often they are one of the first sources to share news due to their great network of reporters. I remember hearing on GreekChat about the third Olsen twin through them:

http://forums.greekchat.com/gcforums...hel#post472674
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Old 05-01-2004, 06:26 PM
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Don't you all read The Onion? It's not real - just real funny.
duuuude,

you're gonna kill it.

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Old 05-02-2004, 04:28 AM
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Don't you all read The Onion? It's not real - just real funny.
Ignore her, The Onion is one of the most respectable journalistic institution in the world.
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