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moe.ron

04-30-2004 06:39 AM

Nation Celebrates Awkward 'Take Your Illegitimate Daughter To Work' Day

Quote:

WASHINGTON, DC—Tensions were running high Tuesday as Americans nervously explained their jobs, gave workplace tours, and introduced their bastard children to coworkers on National "Take Your Illegitimate Daughter To Work" Day. "Today, we encourage young girls to think about the future while we acknowledge the sins of our past," said President Bush, who insisted that cameras remain trained on his face during his address. "Let's encourage our unnamed children to build a career that takes them to new and exciting places very, very far away." The annual holiday was established under President Kennedy in 1962.

Gotta love The Onion

AlethiaSi

04-30-2004 03:24 PM

is this for real?! :eek:

mrblonde

04-30-2004 03:38 PM

Yes. 100%.

moe.ron

05-01-2004 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlethiaSi
is this for real?! :eek:

It is very real.

Rudey

05-01-2004 11:49 AM

LOL I'm not even laughingh because of the article LOL

-Rudey

sororitygirl2

05-01-2004 12:02 PM

Don't you all read The Onion? It's not real - just real funny.

Rudey

05-01-2004 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sororitygirl2
Don't you all read The Onion? It's not real - just real funny.

Yes, except for one person who posted, I think we all do.

-Rudey

decadence

05-01-2004 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AlethiaSi: is this for real?! :eek:

Of course it's true Maggie. :(

Often they are one of the first sources to share news due to their great network of reporters. I remember hearing on GreekChat about the third Olsen twin through them:

http://forums.greekchat.com/gcforums...hel#post472674

wreckingcrew

05-01-2004 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sororitygirl2
Don't you all read The Onion? It's not real - just real funny.

duuuude,

you're gonna kill it.

Kitso
KS 361 times it's as real as a heart attack

moe.ron

05-02-2004 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sororitygirl2
Don't you all read The Onion? It's not real - just real funny.

Ignore her, The Onion is one of the most respectable journalistic institution in the world.

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