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Old 11-17-2004, 10:38 PM
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The Haiku Thread

For haiku of all types, Zoolander-related or not.

I will start.



A Zoolander haiku


I wish I had an
orange mocha frappuccino.
It would make my life.




A haiku for Dan


Dan's almost like Rob,
only tall and more Jewish.
I'd have his babies.
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Old 11-17-2004, 10:46 PM
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Too bad haiku girl isn't here. She's too busy causing drama on LJ.

Head up old man's butt
O-M-G it's TEH MOONSHINE
We all shake our heads
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Old 11-18-2004, 01:37 AM
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Renee Zellweger
Looked like crap on Letterman
Black hair dye, not good
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Old 11-18-2004, 02:23 AM
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five, seven, and five
syllables, in that order
it's just not that hard

o-t-dub's boy chang
the all time passing leader
he's thirty-seven

condoleezza rice
new secretary of state
rudey thinks she's hot

w&m
beat jmu saturday
double a football

so many haikus
leaking from my macintosh
its cake when you're bored
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Old 11-18-2004, 02:34 AM
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Originally posted by mrblonde
five, seven, and five
syllables, in that order
it's just not that hard

o-t-dub's boy chang
the all time passing leader
he's thirty-seven

condoleezza rice
new secretary of state
rudey thinks she's hot

w&m
beat jmu saturday
double a football

so many haikus
leaking from my macintosh
its cake when you're bored
ROFL. w_c would be so proud if she were still around.

This is my new favorite thread. Haha.
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Old 11-18-2004, 03:23 AM
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This thread makes me laugh
It is so very funny
I heart H&A
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Old 11-18-2004, 03:33 AM
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Girl, you try too hard
Open your mind, you'll get friends
Try some Pro-Activ
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Old 11-18-2004, 03:39 AM
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Zoolander is cool
I like his funny faces
Mugatu is bad


Model of the Year
VH1 HUGE HUGE honor
Too bad it's not real


Zoolander's real wife
Is Marcia Marcia Marcia
Not the real one though
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Old 11-18-2004, 03:41 AM
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Zoolander is cool
I like his funny faces
Mugatu is bad


Model of the Year
VH1 HUGE HUGE honor
Too bad it's not real


Zoolander's real wife
Is Marcia Marcia Marcia
Not the real one though
Internet Lawyer, would it be possible for you to help us copyright this stuff?
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Old 11-18-2004, 03:44 AM
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As long as someone else is willing to pay the filing fees.
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Old 11-18-2004, 03:54 AM
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As long as someone else is willing to pay the filing fees.
I'm sure my friends would be willing to pawn some of the luxury handbags.
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Old 11-18-2004, 04:32 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by mrblonde
five, seven, and five
syllables, in that order
it's just not that hard

o-t-dub's boy chang
the all time passing leader
he's thirty-seven

condoleezza rice
new secretary of state
rudey thinks she's hot

w&m
beat jmu saturday
double a football

so many haikus
leaking from my macintosh
its cake when you're bored

I don't know you but
you are my new favorite
poster on GC.

Mr. Blonde, it's true:
you possess mad haiku skillz,
the envy of all.
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Old 11-18-2004, 09:18 AM
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eight hours of work
I cannot wait until 5
I have plans tonight
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Old 11-18-2004, 10:07 AM
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i suck

you have pretty eyes
great hair and a nice face too
perfect man for me
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Old 11-18-2004, 12:20 PM
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sheet cake glue and more
all about fun on the web
haiku we love you
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