Greek Chat is Internet Crack

[estherjb]

At first I just wanted to read what others had written. I didn't think it would hurt me. Then, I started thinking about posting. Just a few thoughts in reaction to what I was reading. I never meant to really post.
Eventually it happened. My will power broke and I posted. Once I started I couldn't stop. That doesn't even count the reading.
My first all reading night started off with a midnight sign off. The next night it was 1:30a.m. "I'm never doing that again," I scoffed. I was right. I didn't stop at 1:30 am; itwas 2:30. There I sat, mouse in hand, finally satisfied after God knows how many threads. I was hooked and I knew it.
I didn't control it, it controlled me. What was happening to UGADad's daugher? Were other rec writers having their rushees cut after one or two rounds? Will Classic Beauty drop out or pledge? And who are the stilettos? There was more to take in than I could handle.
And here I sit, on my lunch hour, with a drink in one hand and a mouse in the other, trying to pretend like I can go for the rest of the day without logging in. How did it get so out of control? Sarah Ida Shaw, help me!