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Old 02-24-2006, 12:10 PM
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Conveniene store employee microwaves severed penis

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06055/660716.stm

This is gross...

They don't know who this penis belongs to!

Maybe it is James' long lost penis
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Old 02-24-2006, 12:45 PM
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Haha that's exactly what I was thinking! Someone needs to resurrect that thread and post this.
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Old 02-24-2006, 12:49 PM
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Does anyone else find it odd that it was a man who did this? I can imagine a scorned or abused woman doing it, but a man?
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Old 02-24-2006, 12:50 PM
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Does anyone else find it odd that it was a man who did this? I can imagine a scorned or abused woman doing it, but a man?
Gay lover?
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Old 02-24-2006, 12:56 PM
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Gay lover?
I know I'm naive, but I didn't even think of that! You're probably right!
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Old 02-24-2006, 12:57 PM
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Old 02-24-2006, 02:37 PM
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It's not real!

It was one of those fake penii you can use to try and beat a drug test. I guess he was heating it for authenticity???
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Old 02-24-2006, 02:38 PM
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It's not real!

It was one of those fake penii you can use to try and beat a drug test. I guess he was heating it for authenticity???
That explains alot.

ETA: I'd still be pretty creeped out though if someone handed me a wizinator to microwave!
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Old 02-24-2006, 03:39 PM
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Thank heavens!!!

Although it would have put new meaning into "Get Go"!
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Old 02-24-2006, 03:44 PM
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Dayumit at this news story.
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Old 02-24-2006, 03:45 PM
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Dayumit at this news story.
I was disappointed to find out it was fake. We could've had a fun scandal on our hands!

Though I guess it's no surprise... there would be some guy running around missing something. You'd think if someon cut off your penis you'd be looking for it. Or dead.
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Old 02-24-2006, 06:21 PM
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Never fear! You, too, can buy this object online, so that you can provide a clean urine sample at work! It's called "The Whizzinator". It's price is a mere $150. You'd think for $150, someone could cut out the drugs for a day!
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Old 02-25-2006, 12:38 AM
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Old 02-25-2006, 04:26 AM
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Re: Conveniene store employee microwaves severed penis

Luckily my penis called in to assuage any worry I might have at this news center . . he sounded pretty drunk though. He has been living it at some single's resort with my money

Luckily no one can tell him apart from any of the other Dicks there

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This is gross...

They don't know who this penis belongs to!

Maybe it is James' long lost penis
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Old 02-25-2006, 04:31 AM
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