Conveniene store employee microwaves severed penis
 

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06055/660716.stm

This is gross...

They don't know who this penis belongs to!

Maybe it is James' long lost penis

Does anyone else find it odd that it was a man who did this? I can imagine a scorned or abused woman doing it, but a man?

Gay lover?

I know I'm naive, but I didn't even think of that! You're probably right!

We are going to hear about this ALL. FREAKING. WEEKEND.

It's not real!

It was one of those fake penii you can use to try and beat a drug test. I guess he was heating it for authenticity???

That explains alot.

ETA: I'd still be pretty creeped out though if someone handed me a wizinator to microwave!

Thank heavens!!!

Although it would have put new meaning into "Get Go"!

Dayumit at this news story.

I was disappointed to find out it was fake. We could've had a fun scandal on our hands!

Though I guess it's no surprise... there would be some guy running around missing something. You'd think if someon cut off your penis you'd be looking for it. Or dead.

Never fear! You, too, can buy this object online, so that you can provide a clean urine sample at work! It's called "The Whizzinator". :rolleyes: It's price is a mere $150. You'd think for $150, someone could cut out the drugs for a day!

Is This a Fratty Thing?:(

Better Living Through Drugs!:o

Re: Conveniene store employee microwaves severed penis
 

Luckily my penis called in to assuage any worry I might have at this news center . . he sounded pretty drunk though. He has been living it at some single's resort with my money :(

Luckily no one can tell him apart from any of the other Dicks there ;)

oogily eyes, oogily eyes.:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: