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01-06-2006, 04:08 PM
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Coach Janky Spanky
In this thread, we appreciate Clinton Portis.
Coach Janky Spanky! And more!
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01-06-2006, 04:28 PM
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01-06-2006, 04:33 PM
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Portis claims that Coach Janky Spanky took the Boys and Girls Club to the Super Bowl.
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Someone asks a question about Portis’ mom, and Portis — swear to God — blows his whistle. “Don’t ask about Portis’ mom, she’s bad, she’s tough, she’s a tough one.” To illustrated what happened in Philadelphia’s stands with his mother, he draws an “O” on his clipboard and then punches it.
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Uncontrollable LOLs.
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01-06-2006, 04:35 PM
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I got a friend with a pole in his basement.
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A hiney bird is a bird that flies in perfectly executed, concentric circles until it eventually flies up its own behind and poof! disappears forever....
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01-06-2006, 05:18 PM
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Clinton Portis is WILD. But amusing and funny, because there's none of the Terrell Eldorado Owens malevolence about it.
I think I like Southeast Jerome better.
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01-06-2006, 05:18 PM
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Re: Coach Janky Spanky
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Originally posted by valkyrie
In this thread, we appreciate Clinton Portis.
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Saw part of this on the news last night. Funny stuff. Why didn't he do this stuff in Denver?
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01-06-2006, 05:50 PM
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Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
Uncontrollable LOLs.
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Chris Cooley as "Johnny White Guy", plus my second favorite Hawk from Blue Springs, MO as "Sweet Feet Jenkins" nearly had me pissing my pants - absolutely beautiful
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01-06-2006, 09:14 PM
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Absolutely hilarious - he's now one of my favorite players, and I'm a Giants fan. That tells you something.
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01-07-2006, 01:26 AM
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I'm an Eagles fan but I'd do him.
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01-08-2006, 06:49 PM
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Originally posted by blueGBI
I'm an Eagles fan but I'd do him.
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Ditto.
On the doing part.
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01-08-2006, 10:00 PM
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Ok, I just caught that he did "2 Legit 2 Quit" from the old MC Hammer days....
And I agree...Clinton Portis is a cutie...
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01-09-2006, 09:44 AM
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When Arrington picked off that Simms pass and then Portis got the resulting touchdown, my heart skipped a beat. I love them both and I'm so bummed out that LaVar probably won't be around next season.
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01-09-2006, 09:46 AM
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Jesus look at this man, he's much more doable. But alas, this is not his thread.
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01-09-2006, 11:41 AM
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Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
When Arrington picked off that Simms pass and then Portis got the resulting touchdown, my heart skipped a beat. I love them both and I'm so bummed out that LaVar probably won't be around next season.
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It'll SUUUUCK for you guys (but obv not for me) when LaVar takes his chess room and signs with the Eagles, who could use some LB help . . . then works his ass off to get into shape . . . it'll be fantastic
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01-09-2006, 11:44 AM
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After the Giants debacle, I'm going to hold off talking about football for a couple of days...
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