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valkyrie 01-06-2006 04:08 PM

Coach Janky Spanky
 
In this thread, we appreciate Clinton Portis.

Coach Janky Spanky! And more!

Lil' Hannah 01-06-2006 04:28 PM

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/5940/portis6oi.gif

Lil' Hannah 01-06-2006 04:33 PM

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Portis claims that Coach Janky Spanky took the Boys and Girls Club to the Super Bowl.
Quote:

Someone asks a question about Portis’ mom, and Portis — swear to God — blows his whistle. “Don’t ask about Portis’ mom, she’s bad, she’s tough, she’s a tough one.” To illustrated what happened in Philadelphia’s stands with his mother, he draws an “O” on his clipboard and then punches it.
Uncontrollable LOLs.

valkyrie 01-06-2006 04:35 PM

http://cdn.news.aol.com/aolnews_phot...06151209990009

I got a friend with a pole in his basement.

Steeltrap 01-06-2006 05:18 PM

Clinton Portis is WILD. But amusing and funny, because there's none of the Terrell Eldorado Owens malevolence about it.

I think I like Southeast Jerome better.

DeltAlum 01-06-2006 05:18 PM

Re: Coach Janky Spanky
 
Quote:

Originally posted by valkyrie
In this thread, we appreciate Clinton Portis.
Saw part of this on the news last night. Funny stuff. Why didn't he do this stuff in Denver?

KSig RC 01-06-2006 05:50 PM

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Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
Uncontrollable LOLs.

Chris Cooley as "Johnny White Guy", plus my second favorite Hawk from Blue Springs, MO as "Sweet Feet Jenkins" nearly had me pissing my pants - absolutely beautiful

KSigkid 01-06-2006 09:14 PM

Absolutely hilarious - he's now one of my favorite players, and I'm a Giants fan. That tells you something.

blueGBI 01-07-2006 01:26 AM

I'm an Eagles fan but I'd do him.

Senusret I 01-08-2006 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by blueGBI
I'm an Eagles fan but I'd do him.
Ditto.

On the doing part.

jubilance1922 01-08-2006 10:00 PM

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Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/5940/portis6oi.gif
Ok, I just caught that he did "2 Legit 2 Quit" from the old MC Hammer days....

And I agree...Clinton Portis is a cutie...

Lil' Hannah 01-09-2006 09:44 AM

When Arrington picked off that Simms pass and then Portis got the resulting touchdown, my heart skipped a beat. I love them both and I'm so bummed out that LaVar probably won't be around next season.

Lil' Hannah 01-09-2006 09:46 AM

Jesus look at this man, he's much more doable. But alas, this is not his thread.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...5071201641.jpg

KSig RC 01-09-2006 11:41 AM

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Originally posted by Lil' Hannah
When Arrington picked off that Simms pass and then Portis got the resulting touchdown, my heart skipped a beat. I love them both and I'm so bummed out that LaVar probably won't be around next season.

It'll SUUUUCK for you guys (but obv not for me) when LaVar takes his chess room and signs with the Eagles, who could use some LB help . . . then works his ass off to get into shape . . . it'll be fantastic

KSigkid 01-09-2006 11:44 AM

After the Giants debacle, I'm going to hold off talking about football for a couple of days...


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