Welcome to the fucking club. I'm being dead serious, too. That shit isnt funny nor is it any fun. I used to think women were just over-exaggerating when they say they have a stalker. I used to think it was some mental defect that women have because they always need attention and if they're not getting it from their man then they start making shit up about pyscho people stalking them. Well, I don't think thats always the case anymore. And even moreso on the web.
Its kind of creepy. You just have to turn around and stalk them till they leave you alone.....and thats even if they leave you alone. I'm still dealing with mine...random phone calls with no message but with music in the background or their friends calling me up and just saying their names on my voicemail. And they do it at the worst of times. They always seem to call around 2am....plus or minus 30 minutes. But what I find most funny is when you get a message the next morning from them saying " I know you're fucking some other girl right now, thats the only reason why your phone is ever off at this hour."
ETA: And mine is because of GC, too.