If You Own A Bar, What Would You Call It?

[moe.ron]

Mount Lushmore (Got it from another site and thought it was brilliant)

Dark Star

[Rudey]

Yo Momma! or Homo say what?

-Rudey
--We'd look towards attracting the more mature and refined individuals.

[DeltAlum]

Maybe I'd name it after my favorite bar name when I was in college...

The Library.

"Hey Mom, I'm going to The Library."

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by DeltAlum
Maybe I'd name it after my favorite bar name when I was in college...

The Library.

"Hey Mom, I'm going to The Library."

There are quite a few college bars in Wisconsin by that name. Here we just try to be sneaky and pretend Murph's is our friend Murphy's house.

There's also a college bar called Grandma's, I think that's my favorite.

[tunatartare]

The Yellow Goose Pub. One of my sisters and I were joking around saying that we wanted to open up a bar, and that's what we were going to call it. My pledge name was Daisy and hers was Goose so Yellow Goose Pub because it incorporates both of our pledge names.

[Lady Pi Phi]

There's a bar in Scarborough, ON that's called "Cougars". It's run by 2 40-something year old women.


If I had a bar...what would I call it. I don't know. I can't think of anything right now. My job stifles my creativity.

[LuaBlanca]

there's a bar in boston called "the littlest bar in boston" and i'd probably rip that off and name it "the littlest bar in [insert city here]"

The Stumbling Buffalo.

We had naming rules for bars in our chapter. If your house or apartment had a bar, you had to follow the naming formula:

adjective + mammal

We had the,

Dirty Weasel
Moody Marmot
Sly Beaver
Mucky Duck
Stumbling Buffalo

Yeah, i know a duck's not a mammal, but they had one of those duck phones that would quack instead of ring, so it was kind of a given.

Kitso
KS 361 times i'd announce at the end of chapter, Tuesday Night Quarters at the Buffalo!

[PhiPsiRuss]

This may be stolen from a Jimmy Buffet song, but I'd call it the "Dew Drop Inn."

And since Kitso reminded me, one of my favorite in-house bars when I was a Phi Psi was the "Dirty Dog Lounge."

[GeekyPenguin]

Originally posted by AggieSigmaNu361
The Stumbling Buffalo.

We had naming rules for bars in our chapter. If your house or apartment had a bar, you had to follow the naming formula:

adjective + mammal

We had the,

Dirty Weasel
Moody Marmot
Sly Beaver
Mucky Duck
Stumbling Buffalo

Yeah, i know a duck's not a mammal, but they had one of those duck phones that would quack instead of ring, so it was kind of a given.

Kitso
KS 361 times i'd announce at the end of chapter, Tuesday Night Quarters at the Buffalo!

I naturally would call mine the Geeky Penguin, then.

[NutBrnHair]

"He's Not Here" is a great name for a bar -- neat place that's been around since the '70s in Chapel Hill, NC.

[Rudey]

Originally posted by Rudey
Yo Momma! or Homo say what?

-Rudey
--We'd look towards attracting the more mature and refined individuals.

Also, my bar would serve "Donkey punch", "jelly doughnuts", and more.

-Rudey
--Maybe it'll just be a highly sexual alcohol and doughnut environment.

Originally posted by GeekyPenguin
I naturally would call mine the Geeky Penguin, then.

You'd need to get a Penguin phone.

Or maybe one of those Penguins from the Bud Ice commericals that would sing, "doobie, doobie doo"

I had stuffed buffalos all over the bar and a picture of a buffalo on the wall.

Kitso
KS 361

[Rudey]

Where are these animal phones you all speak of?

-Rudey
--And can it be set to loud moaning?

[mu_agd]

Originally posted by LuaBlanca
there's a bar in boston called "the littlest bar in boston" and i'd probably rip that off and name it "the littlest bar in [insert city here]"

where is that??