peacock feathers

[XOMichelle]

I am supersingle at the moment, and have been doing a lot of dating. I've run into some characters, and I thought I'd start a thread on things boys (or girls) have said to you on dates that were funny, or that made you go

The one thing that made me go was:

Ex-boytoy: "Would you give up your dream job to travel [God knows where to . . . as in Podunk, USA] for my calling as a youth minister?"

Moi: "Hell no!"

Ex-boytoy: "Well, that's not fair!"

Moi: "Well, let me ask you the same question. 'Would you be content on living in a big city, such as NYC, for my career?'"

Ex-boytoy: "No."

Moi: "OK. Now you know how I'd feel."

Ex-boytoy: "Well, the wife should follow her husband around and make all of the compromises."

Moi:

[XOMichelle]

I will share a few from my date on Saturday:

Scenario 1-(this one is phone conversation pre-date)
Me (in a polite tone): Well, thanks for calling. I'm excited to see you on Saturday.
Date: You don't know how excited you are.
Me:

Scenario 2-
Date: The girl I was standing next to (while he was waiting for me) told me I was naive.
Me: There's nothing wrong with that.
Date: I'm not naive, but I do think she is jaded.
Me: Jaded people frequently think un-jaded people are naive.
Date: I can tell you are naive.
Me: um. I am trusting.
Date: No, I like it. I don't want girls to be too smart .
Me: (and I'm a feminist!)

[AGDee]

I jokingly asked a blind date "Any felony convictions?" and he replied "Just one" .. and he was serious!

[PlymouthDZ]

Originally posted by AGDee
I jokingly asked a blind date "Any felony convictions?" and he replied "Just one" .. and he was serious!

hahahaha!! See.. that's something I would say in jest if I was asked!

[HotDamnImAPhiMu]

I said the same to a POTENTIAL date. Only about parole. And he was like, Well, the thing IS....

[Rudey]

I can't see most of you finding people to date you girls. Is that a bad thing to say or just an opinion? Perhaps it's something funny.

-Rudey
--Who knows right?

[chideltjen]

Originally posted by AGDee
I jokingly asked a blind date "Any felony convictions?" and he replied "Just one" .. and he was serious!

Ex-bf had the same problem. I was like uh.......

[HotDamnImAPhiMu]

Originally posted by Rudey
I can't see most of you finding people to date you. Is that a bad thing to say or just an opinion? Perhaps it's something funny.

-Rudey
--Who knows right?

My thing is, if I'm going to pay you to go on a date with me, you should at least be presentable.

Especially with the amount I'm paying.

[Rudey]

Originally posted by HotDamnImAPhiMu
My thing is, if I'm going to pay you to go on a date with me, you should at least be presentable.

Especially with the amount I'm paying.

Well I'm wearing the boy shorts and the wifebeater so deal with it.

-Rudey

[HotDamnImAPhiMu]

As long as you let me lead you around by guiding the back of your neck with my manly hand, we'll be fine.

[XOMichelle]

Originally posted by Rudey
I can't see most of you finding people to date you girls. Is that a bad thing to say or just an opinion? Perhaps it's something funny.

-Rudey
--Who knows right?

*yawn*
And I can't see anyone wanting to date you either. But who knows, you might hide your cockiness and chauvinism in person.

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by XOMichelle
*yawn*
And I can't see anyone wanting to date you either. But who knows, you might hide your cockiness and chauvinism in person.

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[KillarneyRose]

"My last girlfriend was a 10 in looks but only a 4 in personality and you're only an 8 in looks but you're a 10 in personality."

WTH????

[Rudey]

Originally posted by XOMichelle
*yawn*
And I can't see anyone wanting to date you either. But who knows, you might hide your cockiness and chauvinism in person.

cocky

adj : overly self-confident or self-assertive; "a very cocky young man"

Hmmm I didn't say anything about me - just you girls. So really if we're speaking English, this wouldn't fit the bill here.

chau·vin·ism ( P ) Pronunciation Key (shv-nzm)
n.
Militant devotion to and glorification of one's country; fanatical patriotism.
Prejudiced belief in the superiority of one's own gender, group, or kind: “the chauvinism... of making extraterrestrial life in our own image” (Henry S.F. Cooper, Jr.).

Now I'm assuming we're talking about my gender here since you're a girl. Not only do I not qualify under the other definitions, but this one is ridiculous since I made no claim whatsoever to my gender being superior.

In fact even in other threads, I've been self-confident but not cocky and definitely not chauvinistic.

So the question is, do we use the same version of English?

-Rudey