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06-12-2004, 03:44 AM
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Hail Sperm
They are the true givers of life.
P.S.
This is in responce to the ova thread, in case you're retarded.
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06-12-2004, 04:55 AM
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And the chooser of gender. But, I have to go with the Divine Ova.
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06-12-2004, 05:36 AM
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Sperm work harder than the eggs do.
The sperm have to bust ass to get to where theyre going. Workin up a sweat and all.
All the lazy egg has to do is fall down a tube.
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06-12-2004, 05:52 AM
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Plus thousands die every day, not just one or two over a few day period.
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06-12-2004, 08:34 AM
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Sperm are definitely more admirable than ova.
Millions of them work their collective asses off with the knowledge that in a few minutes, only one will surive. They are the giver of gender and half-givers of life.
And yes, I'm positive that they're Republicans.
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06-12-2004, 08:37 AM
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but in their early developmental stages they have to have "sperm nurses" to care for them. so the nurturing side is indeed there.
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06-12-2004, 11:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by ktsnake
And yes, I'm positive that they're Republicans.
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LOLOLOLOL 
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06-12-2004, 11:59 AM
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Every sperm is sacred
Every sperm is great
If a sperm is wasted
God gets quite irate!
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06-12-2004, 01:12 PM
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Yeah, sperm do all the work while ova kick back and eat bon-bons. Its true.
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06-12-2004, 01:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by PhiPsiRuss
Yeah, sperm do all the work while ova kick back and eat bon-bons. Its true.
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Well, something has to balance out the male/female workload....
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06-12-2004, 01:34 PM
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without ova, sperm would have no place to go
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06-12-2004, 01:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by smiley21
without ova, sperm would have no place to go
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And without sperm, ova would have nothing to do. Hey, this sounds like dating.
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06-12-2004, 03:05 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by smiley21
without ova, sperm would have no place to go
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Well they could go in a Kleenex or tube sock.
Yeah, I went there.
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06-13-2004, 02:49 AM
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Sperm is selfless and brave.
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06-13-2004, 02:59 AM
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that is hilarious
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