Nantucket

[PM_Mama00]

Hi. I've always heard the first line of the rhyme "I once knew a man from Nantucket". Can someone PLEASE let me in on what the rest of it is? PM me if you need to!

[swissmiss04]

I think you may have been referring to this one...there are "nicer" ones, but this my favorite!

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose d*ck was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a c*nt I would f*ck it!"

I found the cleaner version:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

[chideltjen]

Originally posted by PM_Mama00
Hi. I've always heard the first line of the rhyme "I once knew a man from Nantucket". Can someone PLEASE let me in on what the rest of it is? PM me if you need to!

You aren't the only one... always heard the first line, never the rest.

Thank you swissmiss for the clarification.

[tinydancer]

SwissMiss, you beat me to it! Now here I was thinking that this was going to be a "nice" thread about a vacation in Nantucket. But the first thing that popped into my mind was "There once was a man from Nantucket..."
Just proves I'm a dirty ole broad.

[WCUgirl]

Mmmmm....I saw the title of this thread and thought of the Pepperidge Farm cookies. You know, the ones w/ the dark chocolate chunks?