Nantucket
 

I think you may have been referring to this one...there are "nicer" ones, but this my favorite! :)

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose d*ck was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear were a c*nt I would f*ck it!"

I found the cleaner version:

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

Re: Nantucket
 

You aren't the only one... always heard the first line, never the rest.

Thank you swissmiss for the clarification. ;)

SwissMiss, you beat me to it! Now here I was thinking that this was going to be a "nice" thread about a vacation in Nantucket. But the first thing that popped into my mind was "There once was a man from Nantucket..."
Just proves I'm a dirty ole broad.;)

Mmmmm....I saw the title of this thread and thought of the Pepperidge Farm cookies. You know, the ones w/ the dark chocolate chunks? :D