REBUTTAL
He said . .. . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said... You wear pants don't you?
He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . . . Good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said . . . What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . . ..Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . . Why don't you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . . I would but you're never there.
He said . . . Why did the man cross the road?
She said . . . He heard the chicken was a slut.
He said . .. . Why don't women blink during foreplay?
She said ....... . . They don't have time
He said . . .. What do men and sperm have in common?
She said . . .They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
He said . . . How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
She said . . . He buys two cases of beer.
He said . . . What is the difference between men and government bonds?
She said . . . The bonds mature.
He said . . . Why are blonde jokes so short?
She said . . . So men can remember them.
He said . . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . ....... We don't know; it has not ever happened.
He said . . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
She said . . . They already have boyfriends.
He said . . . What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
She said . .. . A widow.
He said . . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
He said . . ..... What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
She said . . . They're married.
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
God says: "So you would love her."
But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"
God says: "So she would love you."
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!
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I am a woman, I make mistakes. I make them often. God has given me a talent and that's it. ~ Jill Scott
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