Arya-Kitso Gubernatorial Race Announcement

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Contact:
California for Arya and Kitso
Arya-Kitso.com
Playboys Mansion
102336 Charing Cross Road, Mapleton Drive
Los Angeles, CA
Phone: You Wisn
http://WWW.Arya-Kitso.com
youwantsomeinfosucka@www.Arya-Kitso.Com

The Announcement of Arya-Kitso Gubernatorial Race Entrance

Charlottesville, VA -- April 12, 2001 -- We, feeling that that all candidate sucked, esp. the porno lady (he he he ), have decided to run for the governorship of California. We feel that the people of California need a direction and leadership. Being that we are proud non-Californian, we feel we can provide that direction, since we have no idea what is going on, we can provide new insight on how to run California, or at least make it as entertaining as riding an insane horse towards a burning barn. We shall be posting our platform in the near future, since we're a little busy fantasizing over Princess Leia and Queen Amidala.

For information: WWW.Arya-Kitso.com or
Contact: youwantsomeinfosucka@www.Arya-Kitso.Com
Phone: You Wish