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Arya-Kitso Gubernatorial Race Announcement
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: California for Arya and Kitso Arya-Kitso.com Playboys Mansion 102336 Charing Cross Road, Mapleton Drive Los Angeles, CA Phone: You Wisn http://WWW.Arya-Kitso.com youwantsomeinfosucka@www.Arya-Kitso.Com The Announcement of Arya-Kitso Gubernatorial Race Entrance Charlottesville, VA -- April 12, 2001 -- We, feeling that that all candidate sucked, esp. the porno lady (he he he ;)), have decided to run for the governorship of California. We feel that the people of California need a direction and leadership. Being that we are proud non-Californian, we feel we can provide that direction, since we have no idea what is going on, we can provide new insight on how to run California, or at least make it as entertaining as riding an insane horse towards a burning barn. We shall be posting our platform in the near future, since we're a little busy fantasizing over Princess Leia and Queen Amidala. For information: WWW.Arya-Kitso.com or Contact: youwantsomeinfosucka@www.Arya-Kitso.Com Phone: You Wish |
i honestly clicked on the link thinking there would be a website - i'm such a dork!
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I can't wait to vote...
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hee hee hee--- me too:rolleyes: -wendi |
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same here. Arya vs. Ah-nold. :p who never thought that. |
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it's Arya-Kitso vs. Ah-nold. We're going to share the chair as co-governor's and get an oligarchy up in this bad boy. :) Look for some press releases from the Arya-Kitso Information Minister Tom Earp in the near future. Kitso KS 361 tax-dollars you're gonna be writing off in the champagne room :p |
I can't believe that Arnold might become a governor. :eek:
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Arnold called me yesterday!!!
Well, not really ARNOLD...but a pre-recorded message that asked me if I were ready for a change and to let Arnold provide real leadership to solve California's problems. All this is well and good...except... WHAT SINGLE TANGIBLE THING HAS THIS MAN SAID THAT WILL REDUCE THE BUDGET, BETTER EDUCATION, AND PUT MORE MONEY IN MY POCKET??? Be careful what you wish for California, because the sword really does cut both ways, and I just think what goes around, comes around (jeez...how many cliches can I use in one sentence?) :D |
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact: California for Arya and Kitso Arya-Kitso.com Playboys Mansion 102336 Charing Cross Road, Mapleton Drive Los Angeles, CA Phone: You Wisn http://WWW.Arya-Kitso.com youwantsomeinfosucka@www.Arya-Kitso.Com Next strategy on the New War Against Arnold Los Angeles, CA -- October 8, 2003 -- After our lost to Ahnold, we have annouced that We'll Be back as the Running Man. so Ahnold, you better hope It's A Tumor that is dragging this state down. Furthormore, Kitso and Moe.Ron has decided that we will look at alternative methods in taking the power from Ahnold. We will promise to Terminate the budget deficit buy having a program that will make Conan the Barbarian proud. By the way, we are accepting application for the Viceroyship of the Napa Valley. For information: WWW.Arya-Kitso.com or Contact: youwantsomeinfosucka@www.Arya-Kitso.Com Phone: You Wish |
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