Party Time For Retards

[Optimist Prime]

Friday Night I crashed your party
saturday I said I'm sorry
sunday came you trashed me out again
I was only having fun
wasn't hurting anyone
and we all enjoyed the weekend for a change

I'm stranded in a combat zone
I ate a piece of styrofoam
I rode my motorcyle in the rain
you told me not to drive
but I made it home alive
you say that only proves that I'm insane

you may be right, I may be crazy
but maybe I'm the lunatic you're looking for
turn out the light
don't try to save me
You may be wrong for all I know
you may be right

remember how I found you there
alone in your electric chair
I told you dirty jokes untill you smiled
If you're looking for a man
come and take me bye the hand
and maybe we'll be happy for a while

You're some one, I can't deny you
need to find some to satisfy you
I might not be as crazy as you say

But if I'm crazy and its true
its all because of you
You wouldn't have me any other way

You maybe right i maybe crazy
But maybe i'm the lunatic you're looking for
turn out the light don't try to save me
You maybe wrong for all I know
you maybe right