Party Time For Retards
 

Friday Night I crashed your party
saturday I said I'm sorry
sunday came you trashed me out again
I was only having fun
wasn't hurting anyone
and we all enjoyed the weekend for a change

I'm stranded in a combat zone
I ate a piece of styrofoam
I rode my motorcyle in the rain
you told me not to drive
but I made it home alive
you say that only proves that I'm insane

you may be right, I may be crazy
but maybe I'm the lunatic you're looking for
turn out the light
don't try to save me
You may be wrong for all I know
you may be right

remember how I found you there
alone in your electric chair
I told you dirty jokes untill you smiled
If you're looking for a man
come and take me bye the hand
and maybe we'll be happy for a while

You're some one, I can't deny you
need to find some to satisfy you
I might not be as crazy as you say

But if I'm crazy and its true
its all because of you
You wouldn't have me any other way

You maybe right i maybe crazy
But maybe i'm the lunatic you're looking for
turn out the light don't try to save me
You maybe wrong for all I know
you maybe right

I realize some people might be offended by the title of this thread, but I couldn't just call "old songs deltalum will remember"
That would dumb, because this isn't about deltalum. Well, I guess it can be.

I'll never forget the way that we kissed the night of the hayride
the way that hugged to try to keep warm while taking a sleigh ride
The telephone call that tied up the line for hours and hours
the saturday dance I got up the nerve to buy you some flowers
magic moments when two hearts are caring
magic moments mem'ries that we're sharing

The penny arcade the games that we played the fun and the prizes
the halloween hop where everyone came in funny disguieses
the way that we cheered whenever our team was scoring a touch down
the night that the floor fell out of my car when i put the clutch down
magic moments when two hearts are caring
magic moments mem'ries we are sharing'
time can't erase the mem o ry of thesse
maaahh gickk moh ments
filllled wiiittthhhh looooovee

I'm hungry and have to buy school supplies. I'll finish this concert later.

Re: Party Time For Retards
 

Misheard lyrics... the correct second line "I walked through Bedford-Stuy alone..." (Bedford-Stuy (pronounced 'sty' is short for Bedford-Stuyvesant, a neighborhood in Brooklyn known for being pretty rough; dunno if any of you GC Brooklynites can tell me if it's the same or has it changed?)

I'm Back. Sorry for that intermission. I had to move into an apt.
This one is for someone very special.

Chewy chewy chewy chewy chewy
chewy chewy chewy chewy chewy
chewy chewy
Well Hello how are you?
Chewy chewy chewy chewy chewy
chewy chewy chewy chewy chewy
chewy chewy
Guess what I wanna do

OOO EEEE little chewy don't know what you're doing to me
but you're doing to me what I want you to.
OOO I wanna kiss ya wanna hug ya wanna lick ya
I wanna love ya yeah that's what I wanna do

Chewy chewy chewy chewy chewy chewy chewy
chewy chewy chewy chewy chewy chewy
Put my love on the shel-elf
chewy chewy chewy chewy chewy chewy
chewy chewy chewy chewy
all over my slef

OOO EEEE Little chewy don't know what you're doing to me
but you do it to me what I want you to
OOOOO I wanna kiss you wanna hug wanna lick ya
I wanna love ya yeah
that's what I wanna do

You're only 29
you've got a lot to learn (you've got a lot to learn)
but when your mommy dies
she will not return (she will not return)
we make noise, that's our choice
its what we want to do (ooooo)
I don't work, I take speed
Its all that I need
I'm a lazy sod (oh, baby)
I'm a lazy sod
I'm sooo lllllaaaayyy ZZEEEEE

Leah was a blond
I jumped in a pond
but I couldn't swim
and so then
I droowwwwned
and I was never found
until recently
eeeeeeeee eeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee

second verse same as the first
Leah was a blond
I jumped in a pond
but I couldn't swim
and so then
I drowwwwwwwwned
and I was never found
until recentlllyyyy
eeeeeeeee eeeeeeee eeeeeeeeee

Third verse is diferent from the first
Leah was a blond
Of whom I was fond
Her mom was a bitch
Scratch her like an itch
her hair was long
and very curl-lyyyy
eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeee

oh yeah

How can I be sure?
When don't even take time to greet me
I ask for more and more
Its because I know you see me
I'm waiting at your door
I promiced you, I promiced you
I ask for more and more
How can I be sure?

When you don't give me love
you give me cold shelter
you don't give me love
you give me cold hands

And I waiting for
some one to see meeee

ahaahaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

Billy,
Um, except one other person (and now me) you're the ONLY ONE participating in your own thread...are YOU okay lol ;)

who is this guy? Hey man... chill out....


Hootie, get out of here... he may hurt you...

I'm out of here... C'mon, Ill escort you out.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!! What??!!!

No comment.

LMAO ;) No, I'm not okay. I'm a disturbed little boy. But a disturbed little boy with a message.

Hey, I would never hurt Hootie.

This thread started as an inside joke becuase I was too messed up to call it the "DRUNKEN KAROOKEE THREAD"
That's what its supposed to be.