Ok, so it's not been a good day (or month for that matter
) and since the hated questions thread is doing so well, I thought I'd branch off and post this for your enjoyment.
WARNING! The views (and language choices) of the following are not the views of cherub, but she does consider this pretty darn funny! Edited to tone down the profanity
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is pal, where the @#*! is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the
entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat
it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of
course it is. Why the @#*! would you keep looking after you've
found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No
Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the @#*!ing
floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really
give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's
new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an
improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the @#*! ?? Life is the
longest damn thing anyone ever @#*!ing does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the
bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?
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