Fun with druggies

Dionysus · #1 08-26-2007, 10:15 PM

Last night we saw some guy humping the columns of the downtown courthouse. When he was done doing that, he pranced up and down the streets shouting "I fucked Vanessa Williams, when I went to Hollywood!"

What are some funny experiences you had with people who were high? It can be with people you know, or random people out on the street.

ForeverRoses · #2 08-27-2007, 09:00 AM

My ex-boyfriend was in the Army Reserves and they assigned new gas masks to all the guys. Well, he brought the gas mask home and thought it would be funny to wear it into the dorm. He, however, didn't realize that two of his roomates had decided to "trip" that night. So when he walked in wearing the gas mask they both completely freaked out.

OneTimeSBX · #3 08-27-2007, 09:43 AM

a guy i used to date had a 45 minute conversation with his brother about the invention of the zip code...

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33girl · #4 08-27-2007, 09:49 AM

I was around 9 years old and visiting Washington DC on vacation w/ Mom & Dad 33. We were sitting in a park eating pizza or something and this girl comes running (or should I say leaping) by, arms outstretched, yelling "Fly like an eagle!!" I of course had no idea what was up with that until much later. This story is much funnier if you know my parents and can picture the disapproving/frightened looks on their faces.

AlethiaSi · #5 08-27-2007, 10:03 AM

um... too many to count, one time this kid I went to school with was tripping and was at the house and kept licking the walls because he thought scratch and sniff stickers were on there. most of the time? it's me and my friends being stupid lol.

I was in New Paltz last weekend and this guy came up to us, obviously out of his mind, and said that jesus was dead and he was a prophet. At least I hope he was out of his mind... He looked like Pan from pan's labyrinth though.... eek. lol

Senusret I · #6 08-27-2007, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Dionysus

Last night we saw some guy humping the columns of the downtown courthouse. When he was done doing that, he pranced up and down the streets shouting "I fucked Vanessa Williams, when I went to Hollywood!"

Did you ask him if he meant light skinned VW or brown-skinned VW?

mulattogyrl · #7 08-27-2007, 03:47 PM

The local prostitute of my old neighborhood used to stop by all the porches with people on them and sing for them. I mean sing. She had a good voice too. What a waste.

There was a man from the same old neighborhood named Preacher because he used to scream up and down the streets "GOD IS GREAT!! PRAISE THE LORD!! HALLELUIJAH!!"

#8 08-27-2007, 03:54 PM

I was at a house party up at the North Shore once. A guy that my friend was dating at the time got so stoned that when he ran out of weed, he went to his rabbit's cage, took out the poop, rolled up the poop in some Zigs, and proceeded to SMOKE THE POOP.

I remember the look on her face when I told her that she'd be kissing a guy who just inhaled feces.

We've never seen him since that night.

ZTAngel · #9 08-27-2007, 04:39 PM

A couple of people from my high school class dropped acid during our Grad Night at Disney. Two tripped out guys from my class sat behind me on Splash Mountain. That ride is trippy even sober so I can't imagine what these guys were seeing while on acid. One of the guys kept saying the frogs were jumping onto his lap while his friend kept freaking out because he thought all the characters scattered through out the ride were trying to eat him. The best was when we got to the steep drop at the end. They both screamed like little girls (and these were BIG guys). Funny stuff. I really wish I was with them when they went to the Haunted Mansion. I bet that was hilarious too.

WVU alpha phi · #10 08-27-2007, 04:50 PM

Not sure if this person was on drugs or just plain WEIRD.

At school my roommate and I were walking out to the parking lot behind our building. We lived on the main street with all the bars, so there were always some interesting people around. This was probably around 10 AM on a Saturday, and we're climbing into her car when this woman (probably in her 40s) comes up to the window and asks if either of us has a condom she can use. We saw this creepy guy hanging out like 20 feet away.

We think she was a prostitute because from then on, we'd see her every now and then with a different guy just hanging around the street. And we never gave her that condom she needed either..

Dionysus · #11 08-27-2007, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Senusret I

Did you ask him if he meant light skinned VW or brown-skinned VW?

HAHAHA! Good question!

AKA_Monet · #12 08-28-2007, 12:36 AM

I knew a guy that watching the "snow" on the TV and asked that passer-bys not change the channel...

I knew this chick who my friends locked into the room and told her she could not come out until she spelled C-A-T--she kept spelling it K-A-T...

I know a dude that is a "Spicoli" like in Fast Times at Ridgemont High, put his rat in the microwave to see what happens. That was not cool.

christiangirl · #13 08-28-2007, 02:50 AM

My old rooommate freshman year came home high one night. I was asleep when she got there and she came in loud as you-know-what. I woke up and told her that I didn't appreciate her waking me up out my good sleep by acting like an idiot at the top of her lungs. She stared at me for a second, then got angry and said, "Yeah well....YOUR EAR STINKS!!!"

To this day, she doesn't remember a thing.

RU OX Alum · #14 08-28-2007, 11:30 AM

Christian girl that was your fault for being asleep at night, when all your friends were out having fun.

aephi alum · #15 08-28-2007, 07:32 PM

I don't know if this guy is on drugs or what...

There's a guy who hangs around in the general vicinity of Grand Central Terminal. He's always either ranting and raving and screaming obscenities at the top of his lungs, or staring up into the sky, or just talking to himself. I've seen people do double takes when they see him, and this is New York City - nobody does double takes!

I first saw this guy when I went to my current office (which isn't far from GCT) for my on-site interview. I'd left myself plenty of time, and wound up arriving far too early to present myself for the interview. So I walked around the area to kill time. And there he was, dropping f-bombs at top volume. He FREAKED ME OUT, mostly because I was already on edge because I was about to go for a job interview. (Meh, I got the job anyway.)

I think he's harmless (I'm sure he would have been locked up by now if he were dangerous) but still... it's creepy.

I guess this wasn't funny... just kinda sad.