President Earp's Cabinet

KillarneyRose · #1 10-25-2001, 05:29 PM

President-Elect Earp is now taking applications for his cabinet. Please specify the existing cabinet position for which you feel you are qualified or feel free to invent one if one does not yet exist to address an issue you feel is important. You may also nominate another GC'er whom you feel would be appropriate for a position.

Thank you.

amycat412 · #2 10-25-2001, 05:41 PM

Communications here. Speech writer extraordinaire.
LOL

Tom Earp · #3 10-25-2001, 05:45 PM

AH, KRose how could I forget U. You will Be the Presidental Advisor, My Right Hand Person

Ah Poetically correct, but neverthe less A great Choice on my part. And of course,I am some what an astuite person.

It is so hard in a man of my impotence for only one to do it alone!!!!! Well some of the naysayers say " Say What"!

Those of little faith do know not what they do until they are led out of the land of sin? to the land of GOOD and FUN

KRose, with a little imagining, we could rule the world, hell the universe

You will be my main!!!!!!!

Thrillhouse · #4 10-25-2001, 05:54 PM

Hey tom, as NSA, I will make sure the liquor cabinet stays safe.

alphachiohmy · #5 10-25-2001, 06:06 PM

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Tom Earp · #6 10-25-2001, 06:11 PM

amycat, so appointed!!!

You had better protect the Cabinent or you will be demoted to Wine Steward

Well The Cellar in the Far reaches of the Big House!!!!!!

Well actually not really to bad a JOB, you can also be the offical TASTER!

Need a MAN OF YOUR TASTES!!!!!

It is a very taste full position of a man of your distinctions!

Which Position do you be wishing on having when we ride down Penn. Ave in the Inagural Parade in of a large flotilla of large sided trucks provided by SK RC who knows many of the people we need to supply transportation of some good beverages?

How was that in My best Mass. Lingo?

xok85xo · #7 10-25-2001, 06:19 PM

I would like to be the uh..white house intern..wink wink :) hehe

amycat412 · #8 10-25-2001, 06:27 PM

LOL hey, wine steward doesn't sound bad either.

Let me know when State of the Union address is due and I will get right on it!!!

Tom Earp · #9 10-25-2001, 06:54 PM

There is so much I cannot stand the Preasure with out my cabinet members!!!!!

All who REALLY want the Impotent jobs not so far designated please Fax me at BR 459!!!
Until we have our GC Party conference in Louisburg, Ks. at which time we will set our Platform we must refain

(Well some what

to do all of awfully much additions to any changes!!!

Well we may need more than one No. #1 A wine Steward, An Ale Steward, and A Whiskey/Whisky Steward! Oh Ye of little Faith, there is a DIFF!

Now To The Important patronige job of INTERN, WELL I must think on that appoitment, it is a veryyyyyy important position in the NEW WHITE HOUSE!!!!!

I am in A delima of food, nuked left overs ( God I Know OTW Is Cringing} but I have 3 continents in the Fridge. Ice Box to DeltaAlum!!!!!!

I must go and get sustinece or will never get th GC Party off the Ground!!!!!

Some think I am Crazy, I am not Crazy, I am Insane, THERE IS A DIFFERENCE!

SEE YA!!!!!

ZTAngel · #10 10-25-2001, 07:11 PM

Hey Tom!....How many interns will you be appointing???

The1calledTKE · #11 10-25-2001, 10:38 PM

Make me the Attorney General. I would be a cool job even though I am not a lawyer. But hey I couldn't do any worse than anyone else with all those advisors.

Thrillhouse · #12 10-25-2001, 10:47 PM

Tom, guard the cabinet I will

It will be fully stocked with any alcohol you can think of

AOIIAngel · #13 10-25-2001, 10:52 PM

I wanna be the whiskey steward!!!!!!(or um stewardess I suppose?)

(but I would also be an intern......

)

greeklawgirl · #14 10-25-2001, 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by zntke711
Make me the Attorney General. I would be a cool job even though I am not a lawyer. But hey I couldn't do any worse than anyone else with all those advisors.

B., are you trying to take my job? President Earp has already asked me to fill that spot. But I will happily make you my Assistant Attorney General. Or better yet, I will appoint you Independent Counsel In Charge of Muckraking and Generally Making Politicians Lives Miserable. Whaddya think?

AOIIAngel · #15 10-25-2001, 11:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greeklawgirl

B., are you trying to take my job? President Earp has already asked me to fill that spot. But I will happily make you my Assistant Attorney General. Or better yet, I will appoint you Independent Counsel In Charge of Muckraking and Generally Making Politicians Lives Miserable. Whaddya think?

LOL now THAT sounds like a fun job!