Okay, here are my answers.
Which is worse?
1. Being fired because (and I hate to sound so insensitive) MY money would be gone. Now if I had to fire someone, then THEY would have that to worry about...not me.
2. Not having a TV because nowadays, there are many radio stations that can be accessed through the television. Digital Cable is like a good source yall.
3. Having an angry cat jump on my face. First of all, I'm really not a big "cat" fan. Secondly, if I were being CHASED by an angry dog (and believe me, in my elementary and middle school days, it's happened), I've always got a good chance to get away. Now an angry cat in my face is a totally different story.
4. Burning to death. I can't even BEGIN to tell yall how I feel about this one. And, if I'm not mistaken, when someone FREEZES to death, they more than likely go like into a coma-state and they loose feeling in their body parts. Well, I count that to be 100 times better than having to feel EVERY inch of my flesh BURNING off of me.
5. Having an itch in my butt with my pants on. I can EASILY take off a shoe and scratch and not be deemed "nasty" or "crazy" more so than trying to access a itch in my butt...someone may think that I'm not clean or something.
6. Having a booger sticking out of my nose. Just the word "booger" says it all.
7. Losing all my hair. Dentures are made EVERY day. And I know that their are products and procedures that can grow or replace hair. But, hey, dentures are cheaper and can be made a whole lot quicker.
8. Becoming paralyzed. I look at it like this. It would just be devastating to have my right mind and ALL of my limbs, but not be able to use ANY of them. If I were insane or lost ONE of my limbs, there are medications and rehabilitative methods that can be used so that I could probably carry on with my life, but with a few changes.
9. Seeing my parents naked. Now I've seen my mother naked. And since we're really close, it really doesn't bother me. Now my FATHER (although I've never seen him naked)...GROSS!!
10. Forgetting to put on deodorant. I can always go the PRIMATIVE route and use my FINGERS, salt, and water to kinda clean up my teeth...if needed. But the "funk" that goes with not putting on deodorant is in a class by itself.
11. Being underdressed at a formal party.
12. Having a migraine. I suffer from both. But a migraine will make you "curse your mama". Cramps can be bad too, but migraines are something else.
13. Dumped for your best friend. Enough said!!
14. Getting stuck in an elevator. With being stuck in traffic, atleast I would have the opportunity to kinda clean up my car a bit, get plenty of air, talk on my cell phone, and LISTEN TO THE RADIO.
15. Being caught keying someone else's car. ANOTHER bill and possible JAIL TIME. Now if someone were to key MY car, THAT person would haveto worry about all of that. Besides, my insurance would probably cover the damages if someone keyed my car.
Which is worse?
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