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08-04-2002, 07:38 PM
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As the Summer Breaks wind down...it's time for a STORY
On a nice lovely, rain-free Sunday afternoon, I am sipping on ice-cold PINK lemonade and enjoying my new book by E. Lynn Harris. While enjoying my cool, refreshing brew, I abruptly stop reading and reflect on how the time has swiftly passed by.
Just then, I...
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08-04-2002, 07:46 PM
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Location: In my happy place
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Thought about that fine hunk of man I left behind in Louisiana. That man was so fine he could make you melt with one touch. Things would have really worked out between us if.............
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08-04-2002, 08:28 PM
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He didn't have that awful laugh. Sounded like a wounded elephant. Luckily, he liked psychological thrillers and not comedies! Which brings me to the one time, when we were at the movies...
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When I first read the name of the thread...I saw "As summer breaks wind..." I was sitting here thinking 
Who is Summer, and why is there a thread about her breaking wind?? LOL! 
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Last edited by librasoul22; 08-04-2002 at 08:31 PM.
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08-04-2002, 09:08 PM
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He turned to me just as the final credits were rolling. He looked deep into my eyes- almost as if he were trying to see my soul- and asked...
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08-04-2002, 09:47 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2001
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If I wore thongs and would I like to ride the rodeo backwards!
I looked at him and said..........................
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08-05-2002, 12:12 PM
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: In my skin, when I hop out, you can hop right in
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Hell Naw!!! What kind of woman do you think I am?!?!?! Just then that skank Shanteka walked by. I guess she had overheard what he asked because she said "I'll ride you like a rodeo backwards." So he looked at me and said "Holla" and left with Shanteka.
I was trippin because he was my ride home. I wasn't tryin to walk because I had on my five inch stilletto heels. Just then I saw . . . . .
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I am LMAO @ librasoul with her "Who is Summer and why is there a thread about her breaking wind?" because I was thinking the same thing!
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08-05-2002, 01:05 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Greater Philadelphia Metro Area
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...the man I was going to marry! He was a smooth deep chocolate with a body sculpted by the gods and a breathtaking smile. So I sauntered over to him, smiled and said...
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08-05-2002, 02:10 PM
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"You must be an Ice Cold brother of Alpha Phi Alpha because when I looked at you, I was frozen in place. I just knew that I had to make my way over here to find out if I can get to know you better." That's when.....
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08-05-2002, 02:35 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Chillin like a villain in the place to be
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He kissed me gently on my hand and led me to his Black 600 Mercedes Benz with the 22 inch gold rims. Then we.......
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08-05-2002, 02:48 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2000
Location: So close to the city of Big Shoulders, that I can almost taste it
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Just had to stop by his baby's momma's house. I did not appreciate that, but that's what I got for leaving my car in my drive way.
When we pulled up, she was sitting on the porch, with his son in just a diaper, and she was listening to, "My neck, my back" and she was singing every word.
I felt sorry for him, having a baby's momma like that and all. I stayed in the car, while he walked to the porch.
The first thing out of old girl's mouth was....
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08-05-2002, 02:53 PM
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"Man! That's my jam! Me an Khia is cousins. You ain't know? I helped her write that song, only she revised what I had said. My song was 'My Breast, My - '" At that point I turned the car radio on, full blast. Luckily, my song was on, the one that always calms me down...
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08-05-2002, 08:58 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Trying to stay away form that APOrgy! :eek:
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And then he came back and apologized. I accepted it. Then we went back to his place and I noticed ,damn, that brother has a nice cucumber (sp?) on him. Oops, there goes my shirt over my head and my skirt going down to my feet. I was getting very excited until I found out he was wearing a "bulge enhancing brief"  ............
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08-05-2002, 09:04 PM
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Location: Free and nearly 53 in San Diego and Lake Forest, CA
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When I found that "bulge-enhancing brief," I lost it and started pounding on him.
He had this look of utter horror on his face, especially when I was really angry and rushed to the kitchen drawer...
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08-06-2002, 12:19 AM
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Location: So close to the city of Big Shoulders, that I can almost taste it
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And pulled out the ice cream scooper. I don't know what I planning on doing with it, and neither did he.
Needless to say that he called me a "Crazy B", and then made himself scarce.
I sat down at my kitchen table and wondered how my day had come to this.
Then I realized that my day had started going downhill when...
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08-06-2002, 10:05 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Chillin like a villain in the place to be
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This morning at the crack of dawn there was a loud crash outside. I get up and look out the window and there is a woman outside with a brick. The heffa just broke out my man's window shield. I wake him up and tell him some girl it outside going postal. He says.......
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