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09-19-2003, 11:45 AM
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Bad Pirates Joke, Step Inside
You going to see that pirate movie?
Yeah.
You know, it's rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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09-19-2003, 11:48 AM
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Did you hear about the pirate who scored 20,000 points for the Lakers?
His name was Kareem Abdul JabAARRRRGGH!
Kitso
KS 361 times the fakers suck
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09-19-2003, 02:22 PM
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a pirate walks into a bar with a complete, full-size steering wheel from a 1980s dodge hanging from the front of his pants. he walks to the barkeep and orders a pint of grog. the bartender refuses, assuming the pirate is already drunk. the pirate denies this - the bartender replies, "hey pirate, you can't fool me - only a drunk would have a steering wheel hanging from his zipper like a damned fool."
The pirate replies, "Arrgh, it's driving me nuts."
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09-19-2003, 02:26 PM
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Where do pirates go to buy books?
BARRRRRnes and Nobles
How do pirates like their soft drinks?
CARRRRRRRbonated
What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
ARRRRRRRRRRR
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09-19-2003, 03:47 PM
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What kind of socks does a pirate wear?
ARRRRgyle.
All right, I'm done.
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09-19-2003, 04:13 PM
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What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
Ships Ahoy 
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09-19-2003, 05:25 PM
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How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced??
A buck an ear.
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09-19-2003, 05:34 PM
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What is a pirate in prison?
IncARRRRRRRRRcerated.
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09-19-2003, 07:35 PM
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there are great, i'm sitting here cracking the hell up! we need more cheesey jokes - can this be the offical cheesey joke thread?
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09-19-2003, 09:37 PM
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What sort of songs do pirates sing?
ARRRRRRRRias
A 5 year old boy dresses up as a pirate for Halloween, and he goes to each house hearing "Oh how sweet! A pirate!" Well, being a 5 year old boy, he doesn't want to be "sweet" and begins to get irritated. Finally at one house the person said "Well how sweet! A pirate! Where are your buccaneers?"
The boy replied "Under me buckin' hat"
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09-19-2003, 09:45 PM
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What singer is the favorite at the Pirate's Choice awards?
RRRRRRRRR Kelly.
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09-19-2003, 09:47 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by KSig RC
a pirate walks into a bar with a complete, full-size steering wheel from a 1980s dodge hanging from the front of his pants. he walks to the barkeep and orders a pint of grog. the bartender refuses, assuming the pirate is already drunk. the pirate denies this - the bartender replies, "hey pirate, you can't fool me - only a drunk would have a steering wheel hanging from his zipper like a damned fool."
The pirate replies, "Arrgh, it's driving me nuts."
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Ok that made my day. I love stupid pirate jokes, they're my favorite.
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09-19-2003, 10:10 PM
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I've been kinda down lately and I needed this
-Rudey
--Tonight I won't remember my name
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03-06-2004, 09:36 PM
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These deserve this bump for being funny!
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03-07-2004, 12:15 AM
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it's not a pirate joke - but it's bad...
What do you call bees that make milk instead of honey?!?
BOO BEES!!!
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