Bad Pirates Joke, Step Inside
 

You going to see that pirate movie?

Yeah.

You know, it's rated arrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Did you hear about the pirate who scored 20,000 points for the Lakers?

His name was Kareem Abdul JabAARRRRGGH!



Kitso
KS 361 times the fakers suck

a pirate walks into a bar with a complete, full-size steering wheel from a 1980s dodge hanging from the front of his pants. he walks to the barkeep and orders a pint of grog. the bartender refuses, assuming the pirate is already drunk. the pirate denies this - the bartender replies, "hey pirate, you can't fool me - only a drunk would have a steering wheel hanging from his zipper like a damned fool."

The pirate replies, "Arrgh, it's driving me nuts."

Where do pirates go to buy books?

BARRRRRnes and Nobles


How do pirates like their soft drinks?

CARRRRRRRbonated


What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

ARRRRRRRRRRR

What kind of socks does a pirate wear?


ARRRRgyle.



All right, I'm done.

What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?

Ships Ahoy :)

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced??



A buck an ear.

HAHAHAHA :D

What is a pirate in prison?

IncARRRRRRRRRcerated.

there are great, i'm sitting here cracking the hell up! we need more cheesey jokes - can this be the offical cheesey joke thread?

What sort of songs do pirates sing?
ARRRRRRRRias

A 5 year old boy dresses up as a pirate for Halloween, and he goes to each house hearing "Oh how sweet! A pirate!" Well, being a 5 year old boy, he doesn't want to be "sweet" and begins to get irritated. Finally at one house the person said "Well how sweet! A pirate! Where are your buccaneers?"
The boy replied "Under me buckin' hat"

What singer is the favorite at the Pirate's Choice awards?



RRRRRRRRR Kelly.

Ok that made my day. I love stupid pirate jokes, they're my favorite. :D

I've been kinda down lately and I needed this :)

-Rudey
--Tonight I won't remember my name

These deserve this bump for being funny! :)

it's not a pirate joke - but it's bad...


What do you call bees that make milk instead of honey?!?


BOO BEES!!!