you look cute today, dwight
"i'm fart and i'm smunny and i'm a prize"- 30 rock
"WHERE ARE THE TURTLES??? WHERE ARE THEY???"- the office
"i like people, places, and things"- parks and rec
"i don't need any more friends, i already have two"- freaks and geeks
"are you ready to get weird tonight? FUR sure, bitch better have my honey!"- workaholics
this is my about me now you understand why i'm nervous for sorority recruitment
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